Rocco's World

Fuck me running it's been a while since I managed to pump one out... a post I mean.   Been trying to figure out how I want to format this, try and work out a schedule and, blah, blah blah, shit that don't matter.

Let's talk boobs and pussies.

Or asses rather.

Because this movie is about a guy who is fully capably of fully ensconcing himself within than puckered paradise.  He is a sexual Tasmanian Devil aimed right for your pooper, so you know, try to relax.

SCENE 1
 We start in St. Petersberg. Home of vodka, one-legged brides and...something else, what the fuck is in Russia besides vodka and brides anyway?  Gulag?

Pied Piper of Fucking Lunatics

I'm not exactly sure what happens in the first part of this film.  I think they are trying to lure women into some sort of fuck lair, but it's hard to tell.  All I know is that someone puts on a funny hat and starts yelling at the girls through a cheap novelty blowhorn.  Really, it’s like the worst pied piper ever.

More shit happens, a lot of it is muttered through a plastic horn, so... okay.   What it comes down to is each girl is brought in one by one.  I took three things way from the next hour or so.

First:  I'm not sure how or why, but all of these girls are now auditioning to be part of the Italian Marina, which might be the navy.  I hope it's the navy.  If there is any country that would actually stock it's ships with beautiful women for the men to fuck, it would be the Italians.  I think Silvio Berlusconi actually came up with that rule... or maybe that just happens when he gets on a boat.




Second: You don't want to stumble into a room with this guy.  There will be a flash of activity and you'll have a dick in your mouth and Rocco's face planted in your ass like a bicycle in a rack.  Seriously, it looked like the last girl just sort of stumbled into the room.  As if she was, "Hey just looking for the bathroom or... nope, that's a dudes whole hand inside my asshole.

Third: You wanna get to this party early.  Girls, he's going to put things into your ass, yes.  He's going to put those things into your mouth... which you know, eww.  But.. well here's how it is:
Here's the first girl. 

Note the single digit up the ass.  Just one now.

Lick it up a bit and we are done.  Got that?  Well, here's what was happening by the end.

See the difference?  Yeah, don't be in the back of the line when he is at the front of it, that's all I'm saying.

Oh, and then there's cake.

 The we end this scene with a massive orgy.  The girls all get fucked in the ass several times,  from several different angles.  The girls get creamed in the face two at a time and, Rocco shoves his whole hand down the girl's throat again while cumming this time in a move, I like to call the backstop.

SCENE 2:
You see two things right off the bat here.  You see Rocco running along side some girl on a bike, which makes you fear for the safety of that girls asshole.

Then you see a dominatrix using a riding crop to plant some dude's face in her ass.  So, yeah, this is going to be interesting.

A cute girl in a Micky Mouse shirt shows up briefly, the dom inspects her and decides to save her for later.  Right now she's got to torture her bitch.

She beats the hell out of him for a while until he begs to lick her pussy.  He goes in and... she whips out a strap-on.  "This is my pussy bitch!" she says.
And then.. I don't know really.  There seems to be some massive confusion between male and female genitalia for a while which could get awkward if taken too far.  But we've got two cuties in the next room to abuse... er, I mean... no that pretty much nails it.

She spends a few minutes ramming a variety of dildos into a variety of orifices for a while.  A few, like the one pictured, are about as big as the whole girl it's being rammed into.
Then it's orgy time again, although not quite the all-out find-hole-find-penis-combine-repeat fuck fest of earlier.  This is more like organized chaos with the red-headed master of ceremonies making sure that every ass is properly buggered and each load is deposited at it's appointed spot.

SCENE 3:
I'm going to put it this way:

I mean I could go into detail about how the scene starts out in the kitchen with an 'unorthidox carbanara recipe.  Or the resulting threesome the big- breasted maid between the bald... er cook?  and the owner of the house.

But really, the above image is all I got.  That's a thing that happened.  Several times.  Now you have to live with it as well.

Cluck.

SCENE 4:

So a very cute girl is dropped in with Rocco again.  She struts her tight ass a while before telling us all she has a girlfriend upstairs.  That perks up Rocco's interest as well as mine.

But before we go upstairs, the greedy bastard asks for a 'little' blowjob.  Just a 'little' blowjob.

After nearly choking her to death on his cock and fucking her against a window he only goes upstairs when a police siren goes off.   Yes, the cops are onto our hero's fucking antics.  Time to go upstairs and meet the girlfriend.  That will throw them off his trail.

He goes upstairs to find a girl that reminds me of Uma Therman from Pulp Fiction, or at least the same hairstyle.

Anyway, something very strange happens, especially given the tone of the rest of the movie.  He fucks the girlfriend while our original cutie hangs out and fingers herself.  For almost the entire scene.  After a while he does get into her ass a bit, but then it's back to fucking Uma's pussy and finishing with a decent load in her mouth.  There is an instant, you have to watch it close, but it's there where Rocco is fucking Pulp fiction chick and the first girl is just laying there with a look of evil in her eyes.  Check it out it's there.

Overall.  Very fun watch.  I don't know if I would watch it again.  On the other hand part of what took so long to get this out was watching this over and over and trying to figure out what to talk about.  What I decided?  I'm not saying much.  Go get it yourself, it's worth a look.